The Green Meanie

Ready to find pleasure inside and out? The Green Meanie may be for you. Hand turned from a stabilized maple burl, and filled with 50 variously weighted falls, it’s quite the showpiece and quite the unforgettable experience.

The falls are 13” long and made from black 550 weight paracord; 20 of them weighted at the ends with 3 steel BBs, and the remaining 30 finished with double stevedore knots. While some paracord floggers are considered lightweight and sting-y, this motley mop is a bruiser through and through.

The handle is hand-turned from resin stabilized wood and coated in a mirror polished, food grade epoxy. It measures 2" at the widest point, with a profile designed to be easily held.